“Go! Go!”

I can still hear their footsteps,
but I am alone now–
and I can hear other footsteps coming.

All we wanted to do was create a life here.
I wanted the Hoisington name to last.
And it might, if I can do my job.

There are soldiers arriving and civilians retreating.
My family are among them.
And I am here, now, alone.

It’s impossible to know what will approach
this snowy hill.
I have enough ammunition for some,
but not all.
But perhaps it is enough.
In the eyes of God, my life doesn’t matter.
But maybe theirs do, the families I’ve sent away.
Or maybe not.
But it is my lot to try and hope
that they are worth my life.

Here they are.
Christ, there’s a lot of them.
They just burned down my favorite inn,
which seems unnecessarily cruel.

I have rations for maybe one more meal.
Let’s get them in before the shooting starts.

It’s cold.
Lucky thing is I’m unlikely to feel cold ever again.
So let’s take this coat off and get ready.
Here they come.

They believe I am more than just one man,
which is good.
This was the point.
It’s a lie, but a necessary one.

I think of my wife, children, and friends.
I hope they have made it to safety.
Hopefully, they have, and my life won’t matter.
But if it eclipses here too soon,
it will have mattered to them a great deal.
(Or not.)

I am not a great man nor an important man.
My role has come to be that of one who stalls–
as long as he can–
those that would destroy that which we love–
our city.

They are coming closer now and there are far too many.
But this is the path.
Lay yourself in front of as many bodies and
deflect as much violence as you can.
And hang all the rest.

For Posterity,

Job Hoisington

(First published in Cage Match Vol. 4)

Heaven holds a place for the unfortunate
Loosed upon the fading coarse sand
Of an old, slow town:
A polyp, a benign but painful tumor
Hidden from the sun on a porch crowded with tools
He tips back hot bottles of old beer
Like a man who doesn’t want anything
His white tank top shoulder-straps curl around
The red bulbs of his shoulders, lined with pastey white
In his armpits from never raising his hand
He folds his lazy biceps to scratch at a salty chin
His forearms are tattooed with meaningless civilian tribal rings
His salty mustache only covers half his lip
He would look like an artistic child molester
But it’s abundantly clear that he doesn’t want anything.
Further down the same irradiated street
A woman or girl stretches pastey white fat hands
To reach the hose connected to her child’s sprinkler toy
The waist of her denim shorts cuts into her stomach
Her magenta cartoonish t-shirt rises above the bulge of her lower back
She’s barefoot and her pockets are empty
She’s bored
Drops the leaky sprinkler toy as though it didn’t belong to her
Looks at you, looks at the lighter and the pack of menthol cigarettes
On the cracked second step up to the porch
She looks at you, looks away
She’s pissed that you aren’t impressed
With her ability to stay so pale and pink in the middle of the desert
She’s barefoot and her pockets are empty
She’s a stay-at-home mom with two kids in school and day care and their grandmother’s house
Because where would she go that requires shoes or a wallet.
Back and forth across an intersection too hot for observers
Boxy old mufflers clang beneath their boxy old cars
The asphalt merges with the gravel that piles up near the curbs
Where skinny weeds wave in the breeze from an empty bus
Heading towards the part of the map colored beige and shaped like a groin
Labeled “Downtown” so you won’t confuse it with everything else
A cat jogs around the corner into the thin sliver of shade
Against the wall of a bankrupt Laundromat
Rolls his ribs on the shady pavement
Licks his ribs and doesn’t know he can see them
Rolls again and then books it into the brush of the empty lot next door
To find a shadier spot and something to fuck.


On my dreadful love of Denzel Washington:
I don’t think it’s all that bad,
This love I have for a man I feel as though I’ve met
I’ve watched him grow and inspire me
To the extent that it almost feels like a conspiracy with him
He and I are nothing alike, and yet I love him for it
I love Denzel Washington for being all of the dashing,
Bright, beautiful, and terrible things I never can be
And I love that his actual life is something I never can be
I will never be a counterterrorism expert like Denzel
I will never speak to my troops with a heartbreaking nosebleed like Denzel
And at the same exact time I will never be an actor–
The author of those brilliant roles– like Denzel.
But I love him, and I do feel like somehow we are on a first-name basis.
He would break my heart if he called me Mr. Drum.

In the middle of the desert the dust reflects the sun like the moon does
It is a thing so beautiful in its bigness as you fly over it
So terribly, achingly boring in its application to your daily life
It’s like sex, in that respect.
Human sexuality is the most animalistic thing we have
And yet it’s the light at the end of a long, dark tunnel of humanity
It’s the reason we get out of bed
It’s the reason I’m writing these words
And yet again it is the most terribly boring desert
In the spaces between successful attempts to score
The dull, perfunctory Googling that I have to perform
To find a Denzel Washington movie on my birthday–
It’s the exact same as the dull, perfunctory Googling that I have to do
To find a DTF stripper in the next town
To find a good pair of shoes that makes me look like a professional but a fun one
To find the right gym
To find a job that will pay me enough to find a nice place to have dinner
To find a clinic that will give me Astroglide without judgment
To find a clinic that will tell me I’m not dying without judgment
To converse in the only language of our lives that really matters,
And that same language that we never speak.
It’s all a different version of the desert,
The ones we fly over as well as the ones down the block.

I’m in the hallway now, and they’ve told me that this is the last place I’ll be allowed to live.
In the next room I enter, the only thing I’ll be allowed to do is die.
It’s an interesting thought, considering how this all started.
It was a game.
It was the same game we always played, just slightly different rules.
All I did was, I took her clothes off this time and I sat on her, and she made such strange sounds.
And then there was a lot of commotion for several years, it felt like, and now I’m here.
This hallway. It’s really odd, too, because it looks like a million hallways I’ve been in before.
Bright lights and not much furniture. Tile on the walls.
It’s like dad’s basement, but we’re actually on the second floor of a building that looks like a bus station.
I wonder what it will be like to die; it certainly seems scary.
I spoke with a man yesterday who said that they were going to “kill” me, and I couldn’t really understand that part. I’m just dying, in the same basic way I always was. It’s just that now it will be in this room at the end of the hall. But I don’t really have any more control over it than I ever did.
I don’t know why it has to be here, but it seems perfectly reasonable; it’s as good as any other place for something scary to happen. The scary part is the big deal to me, the dying; not so much the fact that it’s with all these people and machines around.
When it happens I hope I will see my dad; he’s been gone for a long time and I don’t think he will be there when we get to the end of the hall. I don’t know if that’s my fault, but I don’t know if anything was ever my fault. It all just sort of happened, and the more I think about it the further away from me it all feels, like trying to talk in a dream.
I feel like I must have been here a long time.
There are so many nights I can remember where the lights were on and I couldn’t sleep, but it’s hard to say how many of them there were because everything is so hard to keep in focus.
I think I can remember eight nights but I know that there have been so many more.
It’s a really wonderful thing to be alive; I’ve met so many interesting people.
The last time I met someone it was downstairs in the building I was in this morning.
He was so nice and asked all about my father and about our lives together.
I told him about all the games we would play and he told me he had to stop me at various points.
I think it made him sad to talk about games, but I can’t be sure. I only know that it makes me sad to talk about them, but not like he would when he would cry a lot talking about it.
It makes me sad in the same way as the morning after Christmas, when things feel like they’re getting smaller and darker. Or sometimes like it does at the end of summer before school starts, when there are all sorts of things you have to do soon and you just want to sit down for a little while or go to sleep.
It’s very quiet now and everyone is looking at me as if I’m supposed to say something.
He said he thought he knew how scared I was and what I must be going through.
I thought it was very nice of him to come and say things like that but I didn’t tell him because I’ve heard you shouldn’t say things like that so you don’t jinx them into being bad.


And there was just this gut-busting, unimpeachable love for you, baby.
I re-thought my life and my plans for life
I told myself there were no deserts in the great Northeast
The cold removes it from our minds but there is a desert up there
As sure and as wet and as frantic as you came about
You died, just as easily, in the desert
We fought one another over you; there was no agreement
It was my fault; I killed you, maybe, by proxy and by argument
And your mother loved you, if you wanted to know. Both of them.
I had such a misplaced, pulsating love for both of them, and for you.
That love is as big as the bottom of the ocean is cold and dead,
As wonderful to me still as is the bizarre life I’ve managed to carve out
In spite and because of your absence.
I’d wanted you from the time I was eight years old, baby,
And here you came,
At all the wrong times.
For me.
Your mothers blamed themselves in various colors and they were wrong for it
Your father blamed himself in varying colors and he was wrong for it.

On the front lawn of a frostbitten desert, your grandfather threw a ball high in the air.
The ball was a guess, a hopeful ploy in an effort to teach me something.
It was a red, round leather ball stuffed with white fibers like Santa’s beard.
I live some of my days here, in a room that’s as cold and filled with sadness as the desert.
The world I wanted to write to you in is filled with sunlight and dust,
And eats its young regardless of temperature.
Some of us write about it
The rest of us try to forget it and often succeed
If you’re a soul, just know that the desert is a place to die
And that it isn’t all sad
Love fills the deserted empty streams of our lives and yours,
Dry river-beds that ran out before your time and mine
There are no deserts, because everywhere is a place to die.
When I think of you it feels like an old terror
Like a pack of wolves come to to menace the village
But in today’s light it’s hard to know which side of the gate I’m on.

The laws of human chemistry and randomness destroyed you
And I loved you, unblinkingly, at age eight
And I still do, but now I blink more often
And at times, I have hated you
And I sometimes thank those laws (my God) that I’m addressing the ether.

The desert is blue and cold.
It is filled with fluorescent lights and blue foil packages of cookies.
Guns and hunger and digital television commercials for digital television.
None of us really work anymore; but we miss something that for me, is you.
You could meet us on a Sunday, perhaps.
That’s usually when you visit me
Wandering around the yard in the sun of a cold, blue sky
Pulling or pushing a lawnmower to kill all of the lawn
To make it more like the desert
Or just to get the lawn to look like everyone else’s
So I can show my face at church

My hope is to stop being so bitter about your lack of existence
My hope is to stop telling myself that it’s a good thing you never arrived or that I’ve become more useless in your absence.
My hope is to avoid death in the desert.
It’s to seek some kind of life in the service of insects and bacteria and of solace in the woods
Far closer to the green spangled country places beneath trees that make me miss you
And further from the brown, smoky, digital distractions that I use
To forget you, or to pretend that I’m glad I’ve got all this free time on my hands

But it’s hard not to think that the question is still there:
That maybe the desert is a cleaner death for a messy life.

[Editor’s Note: Keep in mind, this all happened and was written in the summer before I started law school, so my legal analysis was pretty… nonexistent. Much of this comes from an effort to document what had happened in the days following my arrest. -JD]

NY Penal Law – Ch. 40 of Consolidated Laws

Part 3 – Specific Offenses

Title N – Offenses Against Public Order, Public Sensibilities and the Right to Privacy

Article 240 – Offenses Against Public Order

Section 240.20: Disorderly Conduct

“A person is guilty of disorderly conduct when, with intent to cause public inconvenience, annoyance or alarm, or recklessly creating a risk thereof: [emphasis added]

  1. He engages in fighting or in violent, tumultuous or threatening behavior; or
  2. He makes unreasonable noise; or
  3. In a public place, he uses abusive or obscene language, or makes an obscene gesture; or
  4. Without lawful authority, he disturbs any lawful assembly or meeting of persons; or
  5. He destructs [distracts? I can’t read my own handwriting] vehicular or pedestrian traffic; or
  6. He congregates with other persons in a public place and refuses to comply with a lawful order of the police to disperse; or
  7. He creates a hazardous or physically offensive condition by any act which serves no legitimate purpose.

Disorderly conduct is a violation.”

NY Penal Code – Article 70 § 70.15 Sentences of Imprisonment for misdemeanors and Violations

“4. Violation. A sentence of imprisonment for a violation shall be a definite sentence. When such a sentence is imposed the term shall be fixed by the court, and shall not exceed fifteen days.”

“Man, I’ll take a vacation.” – Teenager in the lock-up discussing a previous two-week sentence

“Objectivity is one of the first casualties of ‘culture shock.'” – HST

Many of the guys in the hold seemed to know and fear specific city court judges. Hon. Debra Givens was thought universally to be especially harsh on the first day; the 2nd day I actually Keane, whom I had heard doles out heavy bails for everything from possession down to trespassing on the 1st day [of sunrise court], but he dismissed my charges right away, after asking me where I lived.

“Qualified immunity” generally protects police officers from wrongful arrest suits. [After going to law school and taking courses in these suits, it’s wildly more complicated than that, but I was basically right.]

When a charge is dismissed in court, the police report is destroyed. The public defender’s office may still have a copy.

Public Defender only had my charging info, but I got that, documentation from ECHC of my time there, and the police report from B District today, 7/20. B District was out of pamphlets describing the complaint process when I asked.

[At this point in my journal, I wrote a poem about my experience, already published under the title “A Prayer for ECHC,” which you can read here.]

This other kid in the holds with me, one of the few white people in there, was this weird hippy kid with sandals and cargo shorts on, a scruffy Bonnaroo beard, and a wildly talkative nature. I kept thinking he was on his way to an ass-beating, or at least a slap the guards weren’t looking. He was in on a domestic charge, violation of an order of protection. According to him, he was living with his girlfriend while she had a restraining order against him. They had apparently made up and were back together,  but she never rescinded the order. Why a person would want to live with a significant other in a situation where any argument could end with her calling the cops and immediate arrest and jail time for him, I can’t fathom.

I suspect about 85% of what came out of his mouth was bullshit, nervous talking just to talk, to quell the nerves and maybe stave off animosity from the others. If people think you’re a fool, so be it, as long as you aren’t worth the energy to get angry with. But people, as they say, do strange things, especially young men and women in love.

For my part, I did a little verbal defense at times, but mostly tried to look bored by it all. I guess it worked, but the hold-crowd I spent the most time with was mostly drug-charges and drunks. I didn’t spend too much time with the six or so teenagers from “the Towers” who came in the 2nd day, talking about “sleeping niggas” in prison and elsewhere. If you are ever in county lock-up with many strange and some menacing faces, never underestimate the power of humor — especially that which comes from old black men, who know better than you.

7/17/11 Buffalo, NY

Sun easing into the Niagara River… bright, attractive young dates wandering Elmwood in L.L. Bean shirts and sundresses.

I’m sweating profusely in the bum park in front of the M&T on Elmwood, a result of my reluctant decision to wear khaki slacks out tonight. On a day that topped 90 degrees with a heavy dose of humidity, to boot, this may seem ill-considered. Why not go with the Champion mesh soccer shorts, the perfect breathability for this weather? My decision to wear pants carried heavier reasons than the simple anatomical realities of wearing loose shorts around attractive women.

It also stems from the fact that I spent 30 of the last 40 hours in the Erie County Holding Center. This fact comes up sartorially (?) because wardrobe turns out to be a major factor when you are incarcerated in the weedy procedural limbo between Arrest by the Buffalo Police Department and Judgment in Buffalo Criminal Court. The latter phase is executed by officials with mild leeway in the application of the sometimes obtuse but at least demarcated context of NYS Criminal Law; the former relies on individuals with near-total discretion in the at-the-moment execution of that law, who are nearly always given the benefit of the doubt and are safeguarded by a powerful union, a pervasive beneficent public image, and, often, the inability or ignorance of those who their “mistakes” affect and often devastate.

And of course it is the same outside this city’s walls, but I don’t live out there, and the point about wearing pants makes sense, from a personal policy point-of-view, because if you are ever arrested while having fun on the streets of Buffalo you are likely to be taken to one of the “court holds” in the basement, where the temperature can be 20-30 degrees cooler than that outside and where you want to spend less time clasping your calves and shivering and more time looking tough, nonchalant, or bored — or a casual mixture of all three.

Upstairs, in the cells, the temperature is about that of the street multiplied by whatever factor is accounted for by the lack of ventilation and extra sweaty bodies. But at least you can take your pants off.

Tags on the wall of the cell:

“Scheule Street”


“Dirty Money”

Tags in the pre-court holding room:

“Fuck The World”

“Latin Kings”





Started in court hold w/ blue walls, walked to another, bussed to courthouse hold

It isn’t TV. There’s no “I want my lawyer!” There isn’t even a phone call. Three of the 4 phones I could have used were broken and none were able to call cell phones… and no one in a position to do anything for me has a landline. The one landline number I could remember was my mother’s. She lives in Cohoes, NY, near Albany. When I finally jockeyed through the 40 or so other guys trying (and re-trying, and trying again) to reach someone with bail or at least to make contact with “their people,” I dialed my mother and was told that her phone service provider isn’t set up to receive collect calls. The “one free phone call” wasn’t even free. And it didn’t matter anyways, because she was “out of the calling area,” according to the voice on the line, and it would cost me extra. And how? My debit card was in property lock-up with my cell phone and phone directory. There was no phone book there. Even if there had been, it was too late — time to move upstairs to the cells, where there was no possibility of a phone call to anyone with anything. “You’re not coming out tonight,” said the female guard.

The guards have nothing to do with why you’re in there. To them, I was just a disorderly charge, which could have meant violent behavior or anything. There is no mitigation by circumstance. And they control EVERY aspect of your movement within their facilities and the courthouse up until the moment the judge says you can leave.

11 pm is “lights out,” except they never turn the lights out. The guard just turned the muted TV I had been watching off when she saw I was standing up to look at it and looked at her watch, didn’t break stride.

Around this time I started to get nervous. I had slept dependably all day and eaten up good chunks of time doing so because I hadn’t slept the night before, except in nervous flashes on the crowded floors of the various holding pens we were placed in. Bur now it was “lights out,” 2300, and [6 or 7, unsure what I wrote] hours ’til they woke us for court… which started at 0900. And I can’t get to sleep anyways.

I did some more push-ups. Looked through the window-slats through 3 sets of bars across the hall at Division Street (?) and got depressed about the possibility of seeing someone, anyone I know that had no idea I was in jail. Sat back down. Prayed for more nicotine attacks to help me sleep. Made a couple paper footballs out of the ECHC manual. Then drank water, laid down, and really prayed.

I was worried that I would lose it, kept thinking about what if I don’t get called for court tomorrow, and have to spend another night; what if my bail is too high; what if I still can’t get through to anyone I know? I prayed. I thought of my mother the devout Catholic and the God I don’t believe exists and I said Hail Marys and the Lord’s Prayer until the repetition and fond memories of my childhood numbed me into a fitful, almost crazed, sleep.

I worked out a lot in the cell. There was nothing else to do. Push-ups, crunches, and an improvised tricep exercise [that I’m pretty sure I stole from The Departed] with my feet far in front of me and lifting my whole trunk weight with my arms placed on the edge of the bed. I felt a little silly, because I felt like I was stealing scenes from Hollywood prison montages [yeah, definitely stole that from The Departed], while the sun was up anyway. But it made me feel less desperate so I didn’t care.

I spent 30 hours in there. The guy two down it was his second night. If you’re sentenced and a legit inmate you can get books, paper, pens, etc., to ease it, but people do this for years. At the thought of books, etc., I felt in myself the possibility of easing into a relaxed resignment to it, and I thought of the quote from The Wire: “You only do 2 days: day you get in and day you get out.”

But still.

It’s gorgeous on my back porch. Low 70’s and a light breeze, I have beer and cigarettes and fresh air and a candle and this notebook, and it’s still probably a lonely hell in Alpha-17. The 17-year-old kid next to me got a court date by complaining; the older black guy 2 down who had been there a day before us might still be there. Or maybe he went through with his promise:

“If I’m not out today, I’m gonna be here a long time.”

The storm’s coming, Severe thunderstorms predicted from 7am ’til dawn the next day. I’ll be out of cigarettes and beer again by afternoon tomorrow, and I plan to be productive.

I know I’ll be alright.

I’ll be broke and trapped in my house — and without regular meals — but I’ll be alright.

I was in custody from 6 a.m. Saturday, July 16, 2011, to 10 a.m. Sunday the 17th. Of those 30 hours, twenty were spent in an unadorned single-occupant cell, #17 on Alpha Block, and ten were spent being shuffled to and from different holding areas with 40-50 other in-limbo men. Of the twenty in the cell, I spent about 8 or 9 watching a muted flat screen TV at the end of my cell block: Seniors Golf, Criminal MindsStargate Atlantis, an ab workout infomercial. The rest was more boring.

When I was arrested I was walking through the parking lot of an apartment complex on North Street. The parking lot extends north to Summer Street, and is a common shortcut for those walking to Allentown from Norwood or Ashland Avenues, or for those too bored from seeing the same houses on Richmond or avoiding the same huslters and prostitutes on the dark stretch between Bryant and North on Elmwood.

I was wearing a t-shirt. jeans with a gaping rip in the right knee that I hadn’t time or skill to repair, and old kitchen-stained boat shoes. I was carrying an unopened 24 oz. can of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. I had maybe six Marb Lights in a pack in my pocket [pretty sure they were Camels], a lighter, my cell phone, keys, belt, and $0.02 in my pocket — my net worth at the time.

I saw the cop cars from about 50 yards off but didn’t think anything of them. The cops are called to this or that dispute in that complex and on the block parallel to it on Elmwood so often that seeing a few cruisers idling on my way home along these routes is hardly notable.

As I passed a cruiser with a blonde female cop at the wheel, she turned and said, “Hey, you, get over here.”

I stopped, turned, and asked her why she wanted me to approach her car. She got out and told me to “get over there” again as she walked towards me. I asked why again and she grabbed me and threw me up against the car.

“You can’t do this,” I said.

“Oh, is that so, Mr. Law School?” she asked and began to cuff me.

“You have no reason to arrest me,” I said, and then unwisely added, “Don’t be a dumbass.”

My comment wasn’t simple angst or stupid aggression, though it comes across that way. It was a plea for her to do the right thing and not arrest me without reason. I had done nothing to warrant arrest or even handcuffs.

At this comment, she turned, with one of my cuffed wrists in her left hand, and smacked me dead in the face with her palm, slammed me into the trunk of her car, finished cuffing me, and threw me in the back. While I sat in the car, I heard her and her fellow officers discussing my cigarettes and beer, laughing. When she returned to the car, I pleaded for her to let me go, as I had done nothing wrong. When I insisted upon this last point, she said, “Mr. Drum, everything you’re saying lets me know I’m doing the right thing in taking you downtown.”

When we got there I was taken to the scary, padded, window- and camera-less intake room and the rest of my belongings were seized. And so began 30 hours in the custody of the Erie County Sheriff’s Department.

The cop delayed her paperwork long enough to prevent me from seeing a judge at “sunrise court” on Saturday morning, so I was forced to wait for the Sunday session — which I almost didn’t get called for. Weekends don’t have later sessions of arraignment, so if you don’t get called for “sunrise” or don’t get bail together by noon(ish), you’re staying the night.

I was never read my Miranda rights. When I got to one of the early court holds, after the first day’s “sunshine” session, I mentioned this to a group of guys and no one in that circle of twelve or so had been read their rights. Some of them also seemed to think I would be held indefinitely, under investigation for whatever robbery or crime had brought the police to that fateful parking lot in the first place.

This had apparently happened to one of the men in there. He had been walking home when he was stopped by officers he passed on his way, like me. They began questioning him and eventually arrested him, after which he was placed in custody for a period of many days.

There was a lot of bullshitting in there. One man in particular, the man who had been in county lock-up since the day before I was taken in, would sidle up to me and mention in hushed tones that we were going “upstate” to “Elmira,” [which now, in the light of history, makes no fucking sense] because that’s what they do with you when you’ve been in ECHC limbo for too long and they don’t know what to do with you. I called bullshit, and he eventually gave up on it, but I couldn’t help thinking that his ruse was rooted in some kind of truth, that some friend or acquaintance of his had been fucked around so badly that he actually wound up an inmate in state prison for some bullshit charge. The same man picked on the 17-year-old mercilessly, saying that because the boy’s charges for fighting came when he was on ACD for a Disorderly charge, he’d probably get a year in jail, because “it’s a year for ‘disorderly’… at least.” He winked at me over the boy’s slumped shoulders as he said this, sharing a new victim with the ignorant cracker he’d fucked with before, but the boy was distraught. His phone calls hadn’t gotten through, either, and his parents had no idea where he was. Even if we got out, he’d have to walk several miles to get home in Adidas sandals — he didn’t have money on him to make a call from a pay phone outside, either. And though he came up for arraignment after me, finally lifted from the windowless, clockless limbo hell in the courthouse basement, I left before I saw what happened to him… and I didn’t see him at the property pick-up desk or on the street afterwards. Some inside thought he’d have to be released into the care of an adult, due to his age — a factor I thought should have prevented him from being locked up in the first place, for a simple assault with other minors.

7-10-11 Buffalo, NY

January 3, 2019

As we wait upon another gathering, on the anniversary of Nikolai Tesla’s birth (which I note for no reason), I am struck by our frailty and our loneliness. We haven’t lost one yet and I don’t know why. I’m drinking too much Cake Vodka and black cat is screaming for release or entry, depending.

There is nothing to say in laziness. You need to work for thought, you must seek it, at this age, and with this much dust on the neurons.